| There has been this piece of dark blue lint on my floor for the past 4 days. It has managed to transform itself into a giant spider looking thing (yes, with all 8 legs visibly defined). I have repeatedly almost fallen over to avoid stepping on it because I think it's a spider. And then I laugh aloud because I feel hecka retarded. So I solved the problem the best way I knew how....I picked it up and threw it in the garbage. Genius eh?
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| Dude, is this what it feels like to have Cable in your room? It's..... kind of AMAZING?!
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| Uh, so this is going to be super pessimistic. But 2009 is not going to be anything exciting. It's probably going to be one of the toughest times for a lot of people on so many different levels. Ya feel me?
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| Wow....I am friggen LAME. I forget about it only until it happens again. But it happens just about everyday of my life......
Does anyone else laugh at their OWN extremely lame jokes? And no...not just chuckle...CRAZY LAUGHTER!
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| I went to Nation's last night and went up to order a slice of pumpkin pie. I go up to the cashier and ask, "Can I have two slices of Pumpkin Pie?" She responds with, "Sure, two slices of pumpkin pie cheesecake."
Apparently my eyes are wide open and I yell out, "pumpkin pie CHEESECAKE!" She looks at me with amazement like I haven't eaten in a week or so. She laughs at my excitement and pure joy as the word cheesecake rolled off my tongue.....What can I say. I like to eat. Can't you tell?
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